Daydreamers and skeptics who do not understand our core markets occasionally develop serious misconceptions regarding the roles of the hostesses. Please take these clarifications seriously.
"Would a hostess fulfill all desires? Would she do that?"
No, the hostesses would not do that.
(However, a hostess characteristically could offer instead—with a soft giggle—to go buy some knee pads for your wife...)
Each hostess for the Romantic Sovereignty package characteristically provides exuberance, often with lighthearted innuendos that are normally absent from any other type of service that we provide. Greater degrees of sophistication are prerequisites for full-time service involving any other package. With Romantic Sovereignty, the exuberance provides encouragement to those who normally are constricted by heavy travel and/or public visibility. The lightheartedness does not refer to physical activity by the hostesses.
Revelations to hostesses should be avoided.
The most salient characteristic for anyone to be hired with us pertains to sustaining self-control and respectfulness in strong commitment of secrecy, which, in our experience, is incomparably more effective than a realistically unenforceable NDA—and itself occasionally a strategic mistake legally because it can excite an adversary.
Hostesses are generally cheerful, sweet, and enthusiastic. Therefore, although your hostess can be reasonably expected to abstain from being a heartless social-media gossip, hostesses are not countersurveillance experts, and they are not hardened from compulsion or manipulation.
Personal care is inherently necessary for complex sportiveness, accommodating individual preferences and protocols. Each member of the team provides respective thoughtfulness in accordance with their abilities. Unlike the concierge, hostesses do not provide countersurveillance expertise, and you are responsible for instructing them of your safeguards.
The following text includes opinions submitted by a founder and his notes from a meeting with a staff member. The text is not intended to reflect employment qualifications, regulated operations, or personnel policies.
Cheerleading, Not Playing
Sidebar from an Interview with a Hostess
Although we have never had an issue with an actual client, we often must contend with the consumer-oriented perspectives of the public, and of conjecture-laden cynicism against executives and world leaders.
- Discreet honor in protecting prominent individuals involves unspoken changing of bedsheets, but not jumping into them.
Expert resourcefulness is relevant to diplomatic complexities and business emergencies, not to a plebeian Internet search for someone for the night.
Loyal friendship and care is demonstrated with our Romantic Sovereignty package by enabling the lighthearted joy in marriages that are otherwise burdened by stresses that members of the general public callously devour in the news.
A hostess of ours characteristically tries to respond politely to acerbic conjecture by referencing her college days as a cheerleader. Although she was behind the security gates near the action, there was a simple separation that she was not a player. Instead, she brought light-hearted feminine encouragement and excitement to both the women and the men present. She is always full of congenial smiles, sustaining sweetness and fun during times that would otherwise would be lulls.
Bluntly, security and legal matters are already complicated issues for which we must be extremely careful—we don't need something petty at the consumer level to create a variety of vulnerabilities that could be immediately catastrophic.
Lighthearted attractiveness is an incidental mood, not primary to our business focus. Our business-travel clients appreciate the opportunity to have marital joy despite the stresses and restrictions that otherwise can overwhelm every aspect of their lives. The functionality is effectively the five-star-plus version of the customarily scantily-clad cocktail waitresses in side lounges of hotels, with legal precedence by the US Supreme Court in favor of a particular chain of not-five-star restaurants.